Illumanati

The illuminati is a secret society that is often talked about in a lot of pop culture today. The illuminati were referenced in The Da Vinci Code and National Treasure. The basis behind the secret society is that there is an elite group of people that pretty much run the entire world. Some argue, however, that the society is fictional but I believe that it exists. The evidence behind my decision is overwhelming and I would like to share with you those willing to listen. The most prominent symbolism of the illuminati involves eyes. The eye is supposed to represent the eye of the devil that is watching over the entire world. The eye symbolism can be found everywhere if you just look. CBS’s logo is an eye. The American dollar has the triangle with an eye looking through it. Classical and modern architecture also has a lot of eyes that are included somewhere within the masonry. Ancient texts and languages also speak a lot of the eye of providence. Egyptian history also includes eye imagery. Many pop culture figures can also be associated with the illuminati. The most commonly noted celebrity is Jay-Z. Jay Z is sometimes referred to as illuminati because of his hand symbol. Jay-Z’s music is known to commonly reference the devil and Jay-Z also references himself as ‘hova,’ which alludes to Jehovah. Jay-Z, being a huge pop culture icon, gives him power of the masses with his music and his actions. Pushing the world to a more ‘sinful’ and chaotic state is the goal of the illuminati. Another member of the illuminati is Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga’s demonic appearance can be associated with the devil, which includes covering of the eyes, hand symbols over her eyes, and goat-like costumes. The goat is also sometimes seen as an incarnate of the devil. Lady Gaga is the puppet of the illuminati, who has sold her soul to the devil so that her influence over pop culture is large. My roommate also loves Lady Gaga’s music. I am wary of him. I am deathly afraid of the illuminati and am a firm believer in this. Resist, friends. Fight the power.

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Pokemon is the best game ever invented! I started to play during finals week of the first semester. Instead of studying i would spend up to 3 hours a night playing. Torg and Mcbryde would turn into our personal playgrounds. Every night we would all meet there and just chill. Of course some nights we would get some work done but usually it would be nights spent playing karma, pokemon, and watching friends getting owned with punishments. But those were the best nights. Some nights we would be so delusional that we didn't even know what we were saying. Raps were made. pictures were taken. Videos were edited. Bad korean was heard. And there were several midnight runs to Mcdonalds and DX. But back to Pokemon. I was successful in catching all the legendary birds! It took me a while but it was good. I felt so good when I was able to achieve this. Who knew that they would be hard to catch. But its like life. The first time you might fail, but just because you fail doesn't mean that you give up. Instead you keep your head up and try again. Who knew that these kid games would help teach these important lessons. And that feeling of achievement is the best feeling in the world. There is nothing better. But heading away from this "deep" life lessons. Pokemon might be the best game ever invented. Who knew that these little mutated animals would become so popular. I remeber collecting pokemon cards in like 4th grade, and they're still popular, 6 years later. And the pokemon theme song? MONEY! speaking of theme songs, here is the rap my friends wrote when my Wartortle turned into a Blastoise...."Here is Jimmy at MBC, he's gonna evolve that Wartortle into...ashutvbgak" i know its a work of genius. but sadly i lost my file. RIP Blastoise. but now its the second semester and its time to do work son! But according to the movie, Zombie Land, don't forget rule number 32....enjoy the little things in life. Oh and rule number 18...limber up.